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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Catch Up, Catch Me If You Can

Things they be a-changin' folks.

If you haven't discovered by now the second von Darkmoor online residence, clicking the title above will take you there. It's only been listed in the right hand sidebar since November 2007. But that's okay - I've been equally remiss in my posting.

The next few posts will be the last reviews that I post on this site. I'm about 9 reviews behind right now, and I plan to finish posting those from the end of 2007 here. Once I close out 2007, all reviews will be posted at the new House von Darkmoor from now on (all my old reviews have been archived over there as well).

von Darkmoor's still going to do some thinking over here - but everything he thinks about the fine arts, the liberal arts, the creative arts will all be kept in the House. Consider this my learning blog that I'm hanging onto for memories sake. Consider House von Darkmoor my more professional side.

Feel free to link to both (if you're inclined to link at all), but if you prefer to keep things professional or writing- or book-related, I suggest linking only to House von Darkmoor.

My thanks to all my visitors, the faithful and the few - I hope you travel over to the new site with me. You're all welcome, and I'll be sure to leave the light on.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Sad, Sad Day in Titletown, USA

Brett Favre announced his retirement today.

I wasn't surprised - but I am sad to see him go. It's the end of an amazing era, one that more than likely will not be repeated in my lifetime. Favre isn't someone easily eclipsed. Love him or hate him, he was the Michael Jordan of the NFL for the last 17 years.

This isn't a bad write-up of his qualities - though I'd rank him #2 behind ol' Joe.
And this is just a great salute, to the NY Giants, the men and women serving in America's armed forces, the NFL, and Brett himself.

I'll miss that smile.

Then again . . . .

"What if Favre were to call the Packers come July?
"'I think somebody would find a place for him,' Packers chairman emeritus Bob Harlan said."

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Convention Time! (And A First For Me!)


I'm heading there for all 3 days, and I'm looking forward to re-meeting & meeting several people:


  • One of my faves: George RR Martin - author of The Song of Ice and Fire series (strangely connected to this convention for an as-yet unknown reason for yours truly) and the person who jump-started my current secondary career way back in November of 2005 - in Madision, of all places

  • Two of my anthology authors: EE Knight of Vampire Earth & Age of Fire fame and Nik Hawkins, Trampler of Beautiful Phrases and newly published author

  • Fellow Wisonsinite and SFReader member, author Sean TM Stiennon of Six with Flinteye fame

  • Fellow Wisconsinite, author and one of the newer publishing sensations Patrick Rothfuss of The Name of the Wind fame

  • Fellow Milwaukeen, literary agent Jack Byrne of Midwest and SF/F fame

I'm sure I will learn of others that I interact with online attending as well (like Howard Andrew Jones and John O'Neil of Black Gate fame? David Pitchford and Daniel Blackston of old Pitch-Black fame? Guys?), and I look forward to seeing the lot of them and making new acquaintances and establishing new friendships.


Are you going?

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

An Anthology of Heroic Adventure


I'm eagerly awaiting March 15th, even as I slave over final layout and proofs. There is a tremendous outpouring of support from every direction and all indications are that this will be a strong release. Members representing the anthology are spread across the United States, with a few in Canada and one stalwart champion of heroic excitement across the waves in Great Britain, and all have contributed to furthering the news in a multitude of ways.

For their sakes, and for the countless number of readers who yearn to read of powerful adventures and dangerous deeds, I hope you all pick up a copy of this anthology from Flashing Swords Press.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Time Be A Runnin' Out - Get Your Copy Now!

To (mostly) quote an inestimable friend:

This is just a quick little note to let you know that Flashing Swords Issue #8 will no longer be available to purchase in printed form after Jan 31, 2008. Don't miss out on owning a copy of this fine magazine. Printed copies can be ordered by visiting http://flashingswords.sfreader.com/titlepage.asp and clicking on the cover image in the middle of the page. Please pass this reminder on to all of your friends and anyone else you think might be interested.


Now I'm wondering who might not be interested . . .

Monday, January 07, 2008

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Elbows & Earlobes

This little lass is my niece, and a sweet little gal is she. She loves to cuddle with less people than you can count on one hand - and I'm one of them! Her favorite things to hold for comfort, security, and softness (I guess) are earlobes and elbows. You know, the soft squishy fleshes.

She also was fascinated by my beard and would rest her little cheek gently against it and just hold there nice and steady, feeling it, loving it, seeking it. Karis is autistic and her daddy is turning his back on her and her mommy and her brother and her sister and her unknown-yet-soon-to-be baby sibling. They all need support and love and strength and devotion - and 4 of them need a dad. I can't fill that role for various reasons - but gaining the confidence of this little child was a wondrous thing.

She's observant and smart and innocent and sneaky; a loner that's totally dependent. I haven't fallen asleep with a child in my arms in many years - and I think we both needed and reveled in it. She's a tough road ahead of her, now more than anyone would ever have thought, but if she keeps grabbing those earlobes and elbows she may just get places we can't even dream of right now. :)














She's the one without any hair on her arms and with hair on her head, by the way. She's heading back to Atlanta now; I hope comfort and security and softness find her every day. I love you Karis. Thanks for sharing your love with me.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Everyone Should Vote - It's Our Civic Duty

Get off your duffs and, er, well . . . . you don't really have to, I guess. Just click off this blog (be sure to come back now, ya hear?) via the convenient link I'll give you in just a sec . . . and go vote for the best in the reading world - the best of the 2007 editors, writers, publishers, artists, reviews, bookstores, and writer's forums or advice sites.

This is your opportunity to speak your mind, to change the face of literature as we know it. Or at least let somebody know you love them. Go ahead - make someone's day. Vote in the Preditors & Editors Readers' Poll!

Monday, December 31, 2007

Best Book I Read In 2007

With only 20 reviews to choose from, this was rather harder to do this year. I also do not count magazines and I read 3 books by the same author, 2 by another, so my choices were rather limited. And, believe it or not, I did try to avoid repeating. I could not. I couldn't even decide on only one, either.

The best book I read in 2007 is actually 3 of them. If anybody reading my reviews hasn't read a Steven Erikson book by now, I should probably quit doing this, as I'm obviously not accomplishing a thing! Here goes:

Please read these (in series order, of course).

If for no other reason than that I can stop
sounding like a one-man fanatical fan of Erikson books.

I hope you had a great reading year -
here's to another one ahead of us!

It's A Merry Time Of Year

Well folks, I've been somewhat behind schedule of late, so the posts, they've been a-lackin'! Never fear - I shall return! I've 2 book reviews to type and post and a few other odds-and-ends lying about that need a-commentin', too.

I thank ye for a-visitin' me blog, through thick and thin, no less, and hope to see ye agin next year! Have a great New Year's Eve and the beginning of a bright new year in the mornin'!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Return of the Sword - Art by Johnney Perkins


My first commissioned piece of art - the cover of my anthology for
Coming 1 March 2008
Thanks Johnney!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Great Hook-up: Subterranean Press and Robert E. Howard

Subterranean Press is da bomb.

They've already hooked up with Steven Erikson - the author of the last few years for me - with Gardens of the Moon coming out early 2008. I can only dream of this set though, as the 10 books, at their lowest cost, would run me $1250 minimum - an amount I could never (EVER) convince the spouse I just had to invest in books. Despite their quality, beauty, desirability . . . ahhhh.

And now Subterranean has announced plans for the books of the father of Sword & Sorcery! Kull, Kane, Conan . . . will my torment never end?! At least there is the possibility (though remote) that I could afford a few of these. Then again, I did just purchase most of the recently released Del Rey series that was itself nicely done.

Well, whether I can afford them or not, I highly recommend you visit the Subterranean site and search for your favorite authors. Oh, bring a towel, for if you find them, you'll not be able to control the drooling.

The Orc King (Transitions, Book I) - Salvatore

I am pleased to announce Salvatore has returned to form. Well, mostly. Outside the now-no-longer-expected-to-be-of-much-value-and-actually-becoming-quite-dreary-to-read diary entries/journaling/monologues of Drizzt beginning each new part. Outside those, this is a terrific renewal of the story of the world's most famous drow . . . and if you aren't quite sure what that is, then you best stop reading here and start reading Homeland, the (true) opening book of Salvatore's greatest character's series. After a deplorable mid-book in "The Sellswords Trilogy," I was concerned Salvatore had succumbed to the lure of the fast buck. Yet he returned with somewhat of a vengeance and ended that series on a higher note. He's begun "Traditions" (his latest series) with a bang. Literally.

A rather stunning opening scene in The Orc King has Drizzt attacking and maiming . . . dwarves and an elf and a human. It takes but a moment to notice he is not killing them though - even when sorely pressed by those not hesitating in their attempts to kill him. Yet once the explanation for this behavior is provided through other's dialogue and Drizzt's familiarly-pensive-though-admittedly-less-whiny-than-has-been-the-new-norm monologue (sense a trend here?), it is less believable than it could have been. Analytically, the reasons proffered are plausible; improbable if looked at in any other manner. At the very least, this leads one further simply to satisfy curiosity's sake alone. At the most, it prompts one on determine once and for all if Salvatore has officially sold out. I can assure you he has not.

The story is an exploration of dreams and self; a determination of what matters, where one sees oneself. Familiar faces resurface, old pains and heartaches are rediscovered, allegiances and honor are reevaluated. Wulfgar seeks a return to the simple barbaric life where he feels he truly belongs - free, as he says, of political correctness and intrigue; Catti-brie needs to find herself, see herself as a woman - a human woman; Bruenor looks for change in past glories - not for himself per se, but to ever find them, bring them back as he himself was twice 'brought back by Moradin' (from Icewind Dale and from death itself); Regis dreams of no longer having to do what he believes friends must do - yet he won't think twice about doing otherwise. Drizzt? Drizzt is seeking balance, just as he has been for awhile now - and not truly seeing it. Despite what he learns throughout this tale, either. Yet he forges on, keeps on keeping on, as the saying goes.

There are a few moments of note in the tale: one of blatant favoritism (where an obviously author-favorite character does NOT suffer the doom-and-gloom heavily advertised before a certain event - in fact, what damage does occur is minimal and immediately forgotten despite the enormous ramifications it should/could have had, remaining conveniently absent from the rest of the story) and one of awesome description (the fight between two gargantuan characters on pages 322-336 is one helluva fight! Definitely one of the best ever described in writing and one I sure would have liked to see - but from a long ways away!).

This is a book of searching, and because that is its theme it is easy to get caught up in the searches, the peering and prying and poking and prodding and pondering . . . leading one to not anticipate what is found by story's end. It is a melancholy ending, as one forgets the hints presented in the prologue - until just short of forcibly being reminded of them in the very brief but equally - No! More - stunning epilogue. This story searches both the past and the future in ways unforeseen and thus surprising to followers of this long-winded series. I look forward to returning to the series late in 2008, if for no other reason than to read Salvatore's terrific fight scenes, but in actuality for much more than that. Words from the text itself (ironically, from Drizzt's comments at the onset of Part 3) sum up the real reason though:

"Our lives take on a routine, and then we bemoan that routine. Predictability,it seems, is a double-edged blade of comfort and boredom. We long for it, we build it, and when we find it, we reject it. Because while change is not always growth, growth is always rooted in change. A finished person, like a finished house, is a static thing. Pleasant, perhaps, or beautiful or admirable, but not for long exciting."
If nothing else, Salvatore's writing is exactly that: exciting. Despite a few snafus and the mostly no longer entertaining monologues. I know they've become a staple of the series, but, really, Bob, isn't there another way to incorporate all that information in the stories? Would I recommend The Orc King by R. A. Salvatore to my friends? Yes.


You can also find this review on the SFReader.com Speculative Fiction Book Reviews and More.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Forgive Me, Mother Nature, For I Have Sinned . . .

. . . and slain one of your own. I must confess, I cannot claim it a crime of passion either, as it was premeditated . . . I was party to a conspiracy, of all things, and I stand before thee defenseless as the day I left my mother's womb. The only answer I can provide on my own behalf in explanation of my actions . . . is that of . . . blind obedience. I simply followed orders, ma'am. My beloved spouse and glorious daughters did bade me furnish them with one most beautiful member of thy kingdom . . . and who am I to dispute the ways of women . . . especially those of my own household?


It was not in me, your honor, to deny their wishes . . . despite my own vehement desire to not bring down one of thy children. I harbor no ill will to any of them, least of all the soft boughs and sturdy trunks of thy coniferous trees . . . but my family wanted a Christmas tree . . . and I simply answered their hopes and met their dreams through the bounty of thy woods and sharpness of my saw.


Yes, dear Gaea, it is I who slew thy child - and I'd do it again for my own.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Ah, The Sweet Taste Of Der Kaffee!

Picked this baby up yesterday.

You know, for those daily office meetings.

I had planned on raising it for a sip every time I felt the need to make the observation and figured I'd have to learn how to ration my java. No worries. After the front end loader dropped the box off at the house and I wrestled the gargantuan mug out of it, I discovered it held half a pot.

Now I can properly take drinks of my coffee as often as I like and - without opening my mouth once - state my position loud and clear.

H von D meme #5 (Remember, I Cheated): The Big 3

This one's easy. Yet it can't get any harder. Or more fun. Tell me what 3 song set you consider the best 3 in a row from any album (EXCEPTION: NO 'Best of' or 'Greatest Hits' collections allowed). You know - the 3 songs that just rock your world or turn or world upside down or spread a little happiness across your world. The one 3-song-set you NEVER randomize or skip through.

For me there are plenty of good ones out there on albums by: Neil Diamond; Bon Jovi; Def Leppard; Ratt. But the best set of 3 songs EVER is the first 3 tracks from Van Halen's 1995 Balance:
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Listening to: The Seventh Seal - Van Halen
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Listening to: Can't Stop Lovin' You - Van Halen
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Listening to: Don't Tell Me (What Love Can Do) - Van Halen

Talk about some of the best car-jamming tunes ever! Go ahead, tell me some of yours. Then let's all sit back, open the windows, and let the music roll.

Oh, hey! Don't turn this into a discussion of which Van Halen is better: the DLR or SH varieties. Eddie and Company first hooked up with me on 1984, which comes in as my third favorite VH album, behind 5150 and Balance - so I've by far had more exposure to the SH-led group.

And, as usual for any H von D meme, consider yourself tagged upon reading this. ;)